Shadowhunters: Bad Blog

Shadowhunters episode 8 is upon us. Spoilers under the cut.

  • Clary: “What’s the second rule [of Shadowhunting]?” Housemate 1: “Don’t have sex with your brother”
  • Izzy: “There’s nothing a Shadowhunter can’t do in heels.” Housemate 2: “Other than walk, and run.”
  • basically this episode’s commentary just consisted of us sassing the show
  • Jace I-agree-with-Clary Wayland, everyone
  • what’s with Jace’s fingerless gloves?
  • if there are so many people at the Institute, why are Jace, Alec and Izzy (and Clary) the only people who ever defend it/check out threats?
  • why was Jace’s voice breaking with emotion when Raphael suggested turning Simon? He’s like…cool and calm and stuff right?
  • WHY IS VALENTINE IN CHERNOBYL
  • why did we have to sit through Valentine’s henchman telling Valentine events we ourselves watched last week when we could be seeing something else
  • as housemate 2 pointed out, who coloured in the stained glass window? They did a bad job. Housemate 1 suggested it was the woman who did this painting
  • I love Max and his lil sibling dynamic with Alec and Izzy
  • okay, straight up: is Lydia Branwell meant to be the Inquisitor? Did they take Meliorn to the Silent Brothers as a butchering of the Jace being taken to the Silent Brothers plot? I don’t understand
  • what was with the breaking of the fourth wall
  • was the topknot meant to make the guy look intimidating?
  • Simon’s mum is nice and all but who stops to put a lemon slice in their drink when their child is missing and she’s as frantic as she is?
  • the falcon story was so out of place and my eyes were practically rolling out of my head at this point. like did Jace just compare Simon to a falcon?
  • ALEC IS SO CUTE ABOUT MAGNUS “Magnus is um quite magical…he’s very good at magic”
  • MAGNUS IS SO CUTE ABOUT ALEC
  • Luke’s voice is So nice
  • I would like to thank not only God but also Jesus for the scene where Alec punched the punching bag
  • I don’t know when Izzy became a forensic pathologist but I like it
  • I just love the fact that Alec can open up to Magnus so so much okay
  • my biggest issue with Simon’s death was that there was no rigor mortis
  • Camille is such a cardboard cut out villain
  • WHY DID CLARY PUNCH A VAMPIRE IN THE FACE AND THEN TURN HER BACK AND WALK AWAY WTF
  • lmao as if Clary was gonna dig the grave
  • Clary: “Love makes you stronger.” Housemate 1: “Except if it’s for your sister.”
  • LMAO the fake blood
  • so Simon’s a vampire
  • quelle surprise!
  • Simon’s fangs are So bad
  • why did Clary need carrying across a bridge if she’d lostĀ oneĀ shoe
  • super speedy SFX!

So…that was that.

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